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It’s dangerous being the oldest person in the world.

September 12, 2009

0_61_gertrude320I read that the oldest person in the world, Gertrude Baines, just died.  She  was 115 years old.  I’ve noticed is that it is very dangerous to be the oldest person in the world because whoever gets that designation dies.  I haven’t done a study, but the mortality rate seems very high.  Of course, all you have to do is read a little further in the story and you find out that Gertrude enjoyed eating fried chicken, bacon, and ice cream.  Holy crap, woman, you’ll do yourself in eating fatty foods like that!  Let’s just hope the “new” oldest person in the world, Kama Chinen of Japan, tries to take better care of herself.


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